dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(via naya-snixual)
reblog if you’re satan
(Source: charizzaaa, via naya-snixual)
there was a time when writers were kind
and their plotlines were soft
and their deaths nonexistent
there was a time…
then it all
went
wrong
(via nerdyworld)
Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.
(Source: tgwb, via mozillafirefoxx)
(Source: chordbeccas, via diannaoverstreet)
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via riveranayas)
(via hemogasm)
remember when i thought i only liked boys
remember when i thought i only liked girls
remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
yeah
(via scoretobrittana)
